Friday, November 16, 2007

The Greatest game ever.

After 10 games my high score is 550,173 pts. lets see how well you know your world!

http://www.travelpod.com/traveler-iq/game1


Good luck.

Friday, August 24, 2007

we all know what this is like...



This is dedicated to the original blogger Garred Lentz (see the link to the Garred's blog if interested). I can't count the number of times that I have gone to the restroom only to come back out and have interupted Garred and his "associates" during some fancy pants meeting. Those Korens and their meetings! I'm sooooo sorry Garred. Excuss me!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Poison and RATT!


'nough said!

'nough said!

The Distruction of Josh-man


josh has been putting in some long hours on the assembly line at Honda for many years. After all of the hard work he finally won the yearly drawing and got to go to the Poison concert. So he put on his best shirt and hat, shaved and got his-self real nice looking.

Walking into the concert he was so excited that he didn't even care that someone had changed his name to cupid and that he apparently had a little girl with that someone...

Josh was really ready to show off his rock star shelf. He thought of his-self as someone that rock could never overcome. He was just too much of a man to get his face melted off...

After a while though the rock started to take it's mark on him....

...and then before you could say UNSKINNY-BOP it happened... face melter! Brain-scrambler! Josh man was down for the count. Even though honda misses Josh, the mental

Surprise... There is a hero behind you!






Sometimes you simply must take a look at who is behind you. For all you know it might be your wife, or your long lost brother or a a bunch of chimps... opps I mean champs. This group of photos is dedicated to us short bus riders who always got the short end of the stick and never got to be in the focal point of any picture. Here is to you, my friends.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Al Gore thanks me for all of my hard work...

As a very prominent scientist I have worked tirelessly to combat global warmin’ Finally, after all of these decades some one has noticed. It was a great honor when our former vice-president and all-American hero: Al Gore took time out of his uber-busy life to thank me for my incredible science. I would just like to say to the world “Hey world, stop that warming stuff and let’s all cool out”. Now that is science talk!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Good Idea/ Bad Idea



In life there are some good ideas and some bad ideas. Sometimes however, it depends on how you view these ideas.

Idea 1
Deciding to climb Mt Timpanogos during dinner with some friends at 9:30 on a Friday night. Personally having already ran 5 miles that day and played some tennis. Decided start time: 4:15 AM
Amount of sleep: none
Distance to be hiked: about 20 miles

Idea 2
Bringing a city kid from shy-town and a black kid from North Long Beach on the climb. Neither of whom have ever hiked in their lives, and one having a fear of heights and a recent knee surgery. Additionally, in the words of the young man from the LBC at about mile 9 on the hike... "man, black people don't climb mountains".



Idea 3
Deciding to jump/slide into a 32 degree glacier lake. nough said.

Idea 4
Running the last 8 miles of the hike in 95 degrees.

Yup, well I guess there are only good ideas on this post. Good Ideas!

Sunday, July 15, 2007






Summer Time Favs

1) Throwback Jerseys
2) Climbing (new addition for 2007)
3) Ratha's creepy eyes as he dips his hand in a chalk bag
4) Climbing in throwback jerseys. Shaun is an extra impressive climber everytime he throws on the Barkley jersey. Rest in Peace Charles. Rest in Peace. Basketball will never be the same.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Demo Derby





Only seeing cars smash together, drivin' by top notch white trash drivers can cause the fabled "blue or red mouth of excitement" face.

Monday, July 9, 2007








Hikes really bring out a person's full set of emotions. The above photo set shows a little about Garred's complex feelings...

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

A word to the wise

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I have to admit that I am a little worried about the new infatuation about robots that the new movie "Transformers" is inspiring. Robots are scary things and you should take precautions against them. Please follow Sam's advice and look into Old Glory insurance. It is never too late to protect the ones you love.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Happy Father's Day!

Dad, this post is for you. Happy Father's Day.
I have been able to receive many great gifts from my dad (Pierre). Some of these have included his example of hard work, the importance of honesty, the love of reading, etc, etc. However, the most important attribute is the ability to grow a mustache. I'm pretty sure that my dad was born with a mustache. He had a mustache all through high school, shaved it for a mission and wore one until I left on my mission. He has always been dashing, debonair and extremely handsome with his Mo'.
At 26 my face is still devoid of facial hair... everywhere that is except for the area between my nose and upper lip. That area is a special gift from my dad. So on this special day I would like to say thanks dad! Without your gift of the Mo' I would not be where I am today. Love ya.



Homeless alert

Please be aware!


There has been a couple of strange sightings in the last few weeks of this wiley homeless man. This man goes by various and sundry alias' such as; Darrell Jonty, Hubert Cumberdale, Jeremy Winkle and Dr. Merl. He is not to be reckoned with as problems will most certainly ensue. If seen please alert the authorities. Known haunts include; McDonald's dumpsters, bushes, and basements.

Sunday, June 10, 2007



Ansel Adams the famous landscape photographer only published one portrait. This photo, which you see reproduced to your left is that image. Ansel knew that once perfection is reached you should stop. He reached perfection in one try. Many have wondered the thoughts of these two, now famous gentlemen at the time the photograph was taken. Much like the Mona Lisa, the critical debates have been fierce. Will you weigh in? Please comment on what you think might be in the noodles of these two esteemed gentlemen.

True Beauty 2




I just found some more jems and had to post them. I mean the man is a genius of handsomeness! Truely, we all stand in your honor, you, beautiful man, you!

True Beauty 1





Sometimes a family just gets a kid who is so beautiful that there is never a bad picture of them. Stephen is one of those types of people. Here is a little taste of some of his more stunning works (the other models are not bad themselves). Please enlarge this last photo for the full effect!

Behold the man

They sure do grow up fast. It seems like just yesterday that I was off to Australia on my mission. Just look at that little blonde chubby kid that I am shaking hands with. Cute as a button! Now look at him all grown up and off on his own mission. I have never had a more proud moment then seeing my little(age)/big(height) brother off at the MTC. Stephen I am so proud of you! Behold the man!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

In Case you were wondering...


Many have often wondered just what really is at the end of the rainbow? Is there a pot of gold? Hey, What about that nasty ol' Leprechaun I have heard so much about? Well, finally this age old question has been answered. It is just David. But don't worry, pal! Dry those tears. Hey, never give up, for he is at the end of every rainbow just waiting for you. He is your silver lining! As for the gold and the ankle biting Leperchaun; well, shucks they are just hog wash anyway.