Friday, August 24, 2007

we all know what this is like...



This is dedicated to the original blogger Garred Lentz (see the link to the Garred's blog if interested). I can't count the number of times that I have gone to the restroom only to come back out and have interupted Garred and his "associates" during some fancy pants meeting. Those Korens and their meetings! I'm sooooo sorry Garred. Excuss me!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Poison and RATT!


'nough said!

'nough said!

The Distruction of Josh-man


josh has been putting in some long hours on the assembly line at Honda for many years. After all of the hard work he finally won the yearly drawing and got to go to the Poison concert. So he put on his best shirt and hat, shaved and got his-self real nice looking.

Walking into the concert he was so excited that he didn't even care that someone had changed his name to cupid and that he apparently had a little girl with that someone...

Josh was really ready to show off his rock star shelf. He thought of his-self as someone that rock could never overcome. He was just too much of a man to get his face melted off...

After a while though the rock started to take it's mark on him....

...and then before you could say UNSKINNY-BOP it happened... face melter! Brain-scrambler! Josh man was down for the count. Even though honda misses Josh, the mental

Surprise... There is a hero behind you!






Sometimes you simply must take a look at who is behind you. For all you know it might be your wife, or your long lost brother or a a bunch of chimps... opps I mean champs. This group of photos is dedicated to us short bus riders who always got the short end of the stick and never got to be in the focal point of any picture. Here is to you, my friends.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Al Gore thanks me for all of my hard work...

As a very prominent scientist I have worked tirelessly to combat global warmin’ Finally, after all of these decades some one has noticed. It was a great honor when our former vice-president and all-American hero: Al Gore took time out of his uber-busy life to thank me for my incredible science. I would just like to say to the world “Hey world, stop that warming stuff and let’s all cool out”. Now that is science talk!