Things are just better under water

Plain and simple. Plan and simple. Like everything else, dudes are just cooler under water.

Great Emails 2

So while busy at work nothing seems to make me laugh or ease the workingman’s pressure more then those little creative motivational poster emails that go around. Funny stuff. As such I was motivated to work on few of my own while at work and here they are. I few of the friends and a few of the co-workers. Enjoy.

Great emails 1

So I surfed some blogs the other day while at work. Yeah, that is right. I tend to only use my computer at work. After work, it is time for the outside. Time for the sunshine. Smiley time. Whatever time. Time for all the good things in life of which because I am on the computer for 8 hours of work; computers have no part. As such I do all my intense banking, reading of personal emails, virtual-social networking, idiot video viewing and so on and so on at work. This is of course alongside that amazing amount of work which I manhandle during a day (Shout out to my boss, Ryan Allen).
Back to point. I was surfing the bloggy-blogs and I realized something. Most blogs were of people’s children, really boring vacations, long view points on recipes, longer view points where the author tries to convince the reader (who I am sure they assume are their bosom buddies of yesteryear) of how much more spectacular their 3.14 children are then anyone else’s.
It almost drove me back to task and work. Instead I fought the blogosphere boredom with some sweet original Nintendo emulation (Super Mario 3).

Having had time to think about this experience now, I would like to raise a glass and pour out some Patron for all of the courageous bolg-stars out there who realize that blogging is for fun. Postings are to try and make others laugh and to escape things: Like working/slaving for the devilish man! I understand that the blog you are currently reading does not do a very good job at this. But hurray for those out there that do. I salute thee.

To those of the family blog type; I did not mean to offend. I am sure once I obtain a wife, that I or she will bombard you with pictures of how fricking fantastic our progeny are, but until then maybe by visiting arichlittletreat every now and again you will find some thing to make you smile. If not, hit up the friend’s links on the right side, some of those authors will be bound to please the Punch out of you!

Who am I? The second post

A few posts back I was a comflicted man. 2 personalalites. But wait... some spring cleaning and a haircut. And Look.... It is me again! And this time I have a cute Scarf!

SNL and little grade school Richard

I grew up sneaking out of bed on Saturday nights to watch a little Saturday night live. There were many a weekend night that I would tip toe to the living room and watch the television at point blank range with a blanket over the screen and the volume low. The parentals; Sarah and Pierre were a little strict back in the day. Adam Sandler, Norm McDonald, Chris Farley, and the many other legends had me giggling late into the morning. Well, those days are past, now I just hide from my boss as I watch the new ones online. Here are a few vids from my new favorite cast member; Andy. Enjoy.

Who am I?

An inside into my divided state:

Well, ladies and gents let the truth be known; I have multiple personalities… Okay snitches so only two, but bend an ear- one is more then any of yous punk skeezzes have!... Pardon that interruption, but that is not the point. The real point is; we (these) two fellows are quite at odds with one another…. I hates that olds cracker man…. I also I’m not so found of (you) that young hoodlum neighbor of mine…. Tonight part of me wants to “ghost ride the whip” with a couple of my closest cuttys- Crackalack! Yet another part wants to attend the Marriage of Figaro with a charming young lady from a noble pedigree…

Who am I…