Who am I?

An inside into my divided state:

Well, ladies and gents let the truth be known; I have multiple personalities… Okay snitches so only two, but bend an ear- one is more then any of yous punk skeezzes have!... Pardon that interruption, but that is not the point. The real point is; we (these) two fellows are quite at odds with one another…. I hates that olds cracker man…. I also I’m not so found of (you) that young hoodlum neighbor of mine…. Tonight part of me wants to “ghost ride the whip” with a couple of my closest cuttys- Crackalack! Yet another part wants to attend the Marriage of Figaro with a charming young lady from a noble pedigree…

Who am I…

Top movies of the last year

I have not really posted anything in a while, but in an effort to get back into this sweet cyber-world I have decided to post my top movies of the last year. Also for some reason I saw a lot of movies in 2007. That is probably because I am seriously kick-A and not because I am lame and hit nothing better to do.

1. No Country for Old Men- Far and away the best movie all year. Nothing was cooler then the ending and hearing how mad people were in the theater! Amazing pacing, footage and incredible dialogue! Freaking fantastic film.

2. Lars and the Real Girl- One of the sweetest and most sensitive movies that I have seen. Interlaced with good clean humor. Ryan Gosling (famous for his role in the terrible movie: The Notebook) does an amazing job as Lars. If you have not seen this it is a must.

3. The Bourne Ultimatum- the best of the Bourne films, which is saying an awful lot. Strap on your boots cause you are in for an explosive ride.

4. Michael Clayton- Amazing story with some of the best triumph moments and stick-it to the man scenes since Shawshank. Plus I almost fell in love with George Clooney again.

5. Juno- funny offbeat and full of laugh out loud moments. Michael Cera is fantastic.

6. Breach- forgotten movie from the start of the year. Intense moments. Who doesn’t want to be a mole after this one? The craziness of being a double agent. Nuts.

7. Ratatouille- Clever Pixar, always producing hits. Loved the French feel. Everyone should love France- it is the motherland.

8. 1408- The only good horror film of the year. At least it was from the master himself Stephen King.

9. Blades of Glory- Guilty pleasure of the year. Full of some of the greatest awkward gay moments ever. Two hotdogs in one bun—does that look right to you?

10. Live Free or Die Hard- Guilty pleasure number 2. Intense action that in no way takes itself too seriously. Bruce Willis may be 95 but he still throws it down.

Honorable mentions:
Stardust, Dan in real life, Charlie Wilson’s War

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Everyone has someone fancy inside them...

we all know what this is like...

This is dedicated to the original blogger Garred Lentz (see the link to the Garred's blog if interested). I can't count the number of times that I have gone to the restroom only to come back out and have interupted Garred and his "associates" during some fancy pants meeting. Those Korens and their meetings! I'm sooooo sorry Garred. Excuss me!

Poison and RATT!

'nough said!

'nough said!

The Distruction of Josh-man

josh has been putting in some long hours on the assembly line at Honda for many years. After all of the hard work he finally won the yearly drawing and got to go to the Poison concert. So he put on his best shirt and hat, shaved and got his-self real nice looking.

Walking into the concert he was so excited that he didn't even care that someone had changed his name to cupid and that he apparently had a little girl with that someone...

Josh was really ready to show off his rock star shelf. He thought of his-self as someone that rock could never overcome. He was just too much of a man to get his face melted off...

After a while though the rock started to take it's mark on him....

...and then before you could say UNSKINNY-BOP it happened... face melter! Brain-scrambler! Josh man was down for the count. Even though honda misses Josh, the mental